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Page 3 of 38 §l[Scene 4]§0
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§1Folters:§0 Goddamn I swear I can't keep track of Shaded.§0
§0You seen him?§0
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§1Malen:§0 not at World's End, at least says Itaqi.
Page 4 of 38 §1Folters:§0 ugh he's probably making sweet love in Aeon.§0
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§1Malen:§0 shit, Celoxia is challenging you to a 1v1, Itaqi got a PM.§0
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§1Folters:§0 he challenges me?
Page 5 of 38 §1Malen:§0 Shaded will respond to it.§0
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§1Folters:§0 no, he shouldn't. Not against Celoxia.§0
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§1Malen:§0 you don't think he can handle it?§0
§0It's Celoxia.
Page 6 of 38 §1Folters:§0 Celoxia is more than just a shithead. He's spent his banned-time practicing, every day practicing. I'd say he's quite the fighter now.§0
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§7§oEnter Shaded
Page 7 of 38 §1Malen:§0 there he is. Shaded!§0
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§1Folters:§0 You look like you just got back from a rager at Aeon.§0
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§1Shaded:§0 Why is everyone telling me I was at Aeon? Sorry I slipped out, I had to leave in a hurry.
Page 8 of 38 §1Folters:§0 What makes a man like Shaded hurry?§0
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§1Shaded:§0 eh, I said I'm sorry?§0
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§1Folters:§0 Yeah I'll burn down your friendship tree later dude. You can't just run off like that.
Page 9 of 38 §1Shaded:§0 You jest!§0
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§1Folters:§0 Malen jump between us before I bop this fool!§0
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§1Shaded:§0 woah take it easy man.§0
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§1Folters:§0 Just tell us what happened dude.
Page 10 of 38 §7§oEnter HanTzu and §7§oReiko§0
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§1Shaded:§0 I sense a channer in my presence§0
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§1Folters:§0 Nay, two!§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 This is Reiko
Page 11 of 38 §1Reiko:§0 REEEEE!§0
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§1Hantzu:§0 Reiko is my boy.§0
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§1Reiko:§0 REEE!§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 well, good morning to you all anyway.
Page 12 of 38 §1Folters:§0 and to you, HanTzu.§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 who is that over there?§0
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§1Shaded:§0 it is I, Shadedjon.§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 oh Shaded, I gotta talk to you for a minute.
Page 13 of 38 §1Folters:§0 don't worry HanTzu, he's already been broken in by Clouse.§0
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§1Reiko:§0 REEE!§0
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§1Shaded:§0 Malen, Folters, give me a moment?§0
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Page 14 of 38 §1HanTzu:§0 what kind of man are you, Shaded?§0
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§1Shaded:§0 a lover, and a fighter, but mostly a vault-builder.§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 a fighter you say? I'll have you know my boy Reiko is a top PVPer.
Page 15 of 38 §1Reiko:§0 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little griefer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the World Police, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on HCF, and I have over 300 confirmed pearls.
Page 16 of 38 §1Reiko continues:§0 I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top PvPer in the entire Carson armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.
Page 17 of 38 §1Reiko continues:§0 I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this map, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.
Page 18 of 38 §1Reiko continues:§0 As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across CivCraft and your coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
Page 19 of 38 §1Reiko continues:§0 You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my fists. Not only am I extensively trained in PvP, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the LADS
Page 20 of 38 §1Reiko continues:§0 and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you,
Page 21 of 38 §1Reiko continues:§0 maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Page 22 of 38 §1HanTzu:§0 so, we clear?§0
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§1Shaded:§0 yeah I get you.§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 now, Sintralin sent me out to find you.
Page 23 of 38 §1Shaded:§0 she did??? Cooool. Tell her to meet me in the Commonwealth Chapel. We can be wed there. Here, some diamonds for your trouble.§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 no, not an iron for me.§0
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§1Shaded:§0 I insist.
Page 24 of 38 §1HanTzu:§0 be forewarned, Shaded, Xavter also seeks Sintralin's hand.§0
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§1Shaded:§0 give Sintralin my regards.§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 sure thing, pal! Reiko, come.§0
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§1Reiko:§0 REEE!
Page 25 of 38 §7§oAll exit
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§7§oEnter Sintralin§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 where is HanTzu? I sent him out like an hour ago. Probably got distracted by catapults again.
Page 27 of 38 §7§oEnter HanTzu and §7§oReiko§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 ooooh she's back! Hi!§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 Reiko, go wait for me outside ok?§0
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§1Reiko:§0 REEE!
Page 28 of 38 §1Sintralin:§0 HanTzu, you changed your skin to a sad face.§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 is it? I meant to do tired.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 you're tired? I've been pacing all morning. Tell me what Shaded said!
Page 29 of 38 §1HanTzu:§0 idk it's all fuzzy now. Throw me a health pot, will you?§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 come on I gotta know!§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 I'm literally dying here, health pot first..
Page 30 of 38 §7§oSintralin gives health §7§opot.§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 yeah, he said to meet up in the CW Chapel later.§0
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§0Sintralin:§0 cool.§0
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§7§oEnter Sashimii and §7§oShaded§0
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§1Sash:§0 TPS at 20? This must be the right thing to do.§0
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§1Shaded:§0 that's what I'm saying!
Page 32 of 38 §7§oEnter Sintralin§0
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§1Shaded:§0 here she comes!§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 hi§0
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§1Shaded:§0 this is awesome!§0
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§1Sash:§0 let's make this quick, yeah?
Page 33 of 38 §1Shaded:§0 Ok.§0
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§1Sash:§0 Shaded, you in?§0
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§1Shaded:§0 Yeah.§0
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§1Sash:§0 Sintralin, you in?§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 ok.
Page 34 of 38 §1Sash:§0 then by the power invested in me, from the strength of Common Wealth derived from the NAP, so do I declare you two legally minecraft married, with whatever rights you guys decide to make up.
Page 35 of 38 §1Sash continues:§0 Go now, with the peace of AnCapism in your hearts.§0
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