Tales vol I

§0§l Tales Volume I§0 §0 §0§o The Ramblings§0 §0§o of§0 §0§o jackwagon123§0 §0 §0 §0 §0 §0§o by§0 §0 §0 Marcus_Flaminius§0

§0 §0 §0§o A compilation§0 §0§o of his sayings§0 §0§o from sometime§0 §0§o in the summer§0 §0§o of 2012.§0 §0 §0 §0 §0§o April§0 §0§o 2013§0

§0 As you may know,§0 §0Sheeple aren't the§0 §0fastest of the§0 §0Civcraft races. But§0 §0for, what, 3 minutes...§0 §0I was incredible...§0 §0 I was able to clear§0 §0distances with such§0 §0speed! Such Grace!§0 §0 "A fast Sherson?§0 §0Incredible!" A fast§0 §0Sherson, you

might§0 §0ask.§0

Indeed I was fast...§0 §0very fast. But I slowly§0 §0started to... slow. I§0 §0could feel myself...§0 §0dying...§0 §0 This was a bit§0 §0before I fully§0 §0understood english,§0 §0"Bahhhhh!!!", I said. But,§0 §0as the Pigmen were to§0 §0me, I was to the§0 §0People... An§0

abomination...§0

I slowly regained§0 §0my balance, and§0 §0floricked back to§0 §0Columbia, forever§0 §0changed. I got some§0 §0blaze rods off of§0 §0jacejace... for§0 §0"potions".§0 §0 I developed a might§0 §0lab in my basement. Not§0 §0far from my§0 §0developing cow herd. §0 §0 §0 Anyway, I started§0

developing these§0 §0warts... warts local§0 §0only to the nether.§0 §0And I put them in§0 §0water... Awkward, I§0 §0know. But, I put sugar§0 §0in as well. And that's§0 §0when I got it.§0 §0 Speed. Not the§0 §0speed the Nether§0 §0Abominations gave me§0 §0though. It was a§0 §0shorter high...§0

much more intense,§0 §0though. My speed was§0 §0only seconded to§0 §0those cruel beings,§0 §0Endermen.§0 §0 "Jack's Special§0 §0Shit" I called it. I could§0 §0have thought of a§0 §0better name, but I§0 §0think it was the Speed§0 §0talking. This potion...§0 §0this poison... made me§0

feel great!§0

I could run circles§0 §0around any human.§0 §0After every minute,§0 §0though... it ended, and§0 §0so came the§0 §0gut-wrenching pain.§0 §0 During this moment§0 §0of pain, I could not§0 §0scream. What I could§0 §0do, though, was speak§0 §0my own language. A§0 §0dead language now,§0

that even I forget at§0 §0points. Sherplish...§0 §0 Many mock it. Sheep§0 §0are often misunder-§0 §0stood. "Bahhhh" is not§0 §0our restriction.§0 §0 §0I have to go, though...§0

§0 §0§o Copy by§0 §0 §0 §0§lMaester Flaminius§0 §0§o of§0 §0§l The Assembly§0 §0 §0§o on§0 §0 §0 February 13th§0 §0 §0 2014§0

§0 §0 §0§l Maester§0 §0§l Alliance§0 §0 §0 §0 §4§l The§0 §4§l Assembly§0 §4§l Scriptorium§0