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§0§lThe Lusty Argonian§0
§0§l Maid§0
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§0 Volume II§0
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§0§o by§0
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§0 Crassius Curio§0
Page 2 of 9 Foreword§0
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§0Originally transcribed§0
§0to a Book and Quill§0
§0book by §0§oSmyle3215§0.§0
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§0The text originates§0
§0from §0§oSkyrim§0, a game in§0
§0§oThe Elder Scrolls§0
§0series.§0
Page 3 of 9 ACT VII, SCENE II,§0
§0CONTINUED§0
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§0Lifts-Her-Tail§0
§0My goodness, that's§0
§0quite a loaf! But how§0
§0ever shall it fit my§0
§0oven?§0
§0
§0Crantius Colto§0
§0This loaf isn't ready§0
§0for baking, my sweet. It§0
§0has yet to rise.§0
Page 4 of 9 Lifts-Her-Tail§0
§0If only we could hurry§0
§0that along. How would I§0
§0accomplish such a§0
§0task?§0
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§0Crantius Colto§0
§0Oh, my foolish little§0
§0Argonian maid, you§0
§0must use your hands.§0
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§0Lifts-Her-Tail§0
§0You wish me to knead§0
Page 5 of 9 the loaf? Here?§0
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§0Crantius Colto§0
§0Of course.§0
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§0Lifts-Her-Tail§0
§0But what if the§0
§0mistress catches me?§0
§0Your loaf was meant to§0
§0satisfy her appetite.§0
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§0Crantius Colto§0
§0Don't fret, my§0
Page 6 of 9 delicate flower. I'll§0
§0satisfy the mistress's§0
§0cravings later.§0
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§0Lifts-Her-Tail§0
§0Very well, but I'm§0
§0afraid my oven isn't§0
§0hot enough. It could§0
§0take hours!§0
§0
§0Crantius Colto§0
§0Plenty of time, my§0
§0sweet. Plenty of time.§0
Page 7 of 9 END OF ACT VII, SCENE§0
§0II§0
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§0§o Copy by§0
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§0 §0§lMaester Flaminius§0
§0§o of§0
§0§l The Assembly§0
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§0§o on§0
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§0 February 13th§0
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§0 2014§0
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§0§l Maester§0
§0§l Alliance§0
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§4§l The§0
§4§l Assembly§0
§4§l Scriptorium§0