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§0
§0§lThe Lusty Argonian§0
§0§l Maid§0
§0
§0 Volume I§0
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§0§o by§0
§0
§0 Crassius Curio§0
Page 2 of 8 Foreword§0
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§0Originally transcribed§0
§0to a BookWorm book by§0
§0§oVolani.§0
§0
§0The text originates§0
§0from §0§oMorrowind§0, a§0
§0game in §0§oThe Elder§0
§0§oScrolls§0 series.§0
Page 3 of 8 Act IV, Scene III,§0
§0continued§0
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§0Lifts-Her-Tail:§0
§0Certainly not, kind sir!§0
§0I am here but to clean§0
§0your chambers.§0
§0
§0Crantium Colto: Is that§0
§0all you have come§0
§0here for, little one?§0
§0My chambers?§0
Page 4 of 8 Lifts-Her-Tail: I have§0
§0no idea what it is you§0
§0imply, master. I am but§0
§0a poor Argonian maid.§0
§0
§0Crantius Colto: So you§0
§0are, my dumpling. And a§0
§0good one at that. Such§0
§0strong legs and§0
§0shapely tail.§0
§0
§0Lifts-Her-Tail: You§0
§0embarrass me, sir!§0
Page 5 of 8 Crantius Colto: Fear§0
§0not. You are safe§0
§0here with me.§0
§0
§0Lifts-Her-Tail: I must§0
§0finish my cleaning, sir.§0
§0The mistress will have§0
§0my head if I do not!§0
§0
§0Crantius Colto:§0
§0Cleaning, eh? I have§0
§0something for you.§0
§0Here, polish my spear.§0
Page 6 of 8 Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is§0
§0huge! It could take me§0
§0all night!§0
§0
§0Crantius Colto: Plenty§0
§0of time, my sweet.§0
§0Plenty of time.§0
§0
§0
§0END OF ACT IV, SCENE§0
§0III§0
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§0§o Copy by§0
§0
§0 §0§lMaester Flaminius§0
§0§o of§0
§0§l The Assembly§0
§0
§0§o on§0
§0
§0 February 13th§0
§0
§0 2014§0
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§0§l Maester§0
§0§l Alliance§0
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§4§l The§0
§4§l Assembly§0
§4§l Scriptorium§0
