The Devoted Collection

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§0 §0 §0 §4§l §4§l§nThe Story§0 §0 §7 by Bonkill

At first there was nothing.§0 §0 §0Only a cosmic storm of duping and jajapvpers on a now dead server.§0 §0 §0And then an idea popped into Bonkill's head.§0 §0 §0What if I made my own server, with sharding, and hookers.

And so it was done.§0 §0 §0It was called /r/Devoted, mainly because Bonkill had squated on that subreddit.§0 §0 §0But also because he wanted to make a happy place for autistic children to spend their lives on instead of going outside.

He asked his civ-dad ProgrammerDan to help him.§0 §0 §0And so there was spigot.§0 §0 §0And from that came Devoted 1.0 which everyone agrees was a silly experiment.§0 §0 §0Then Devoted 2.0 launched.

It was much better and had less sharding.§0 §0 §0But it was just Devoted bro.§0 §0 §0And then, this world was born... and it was good.

§0 §0 §0 §4§l §2§l§nFurry Simplicity§0 §0 §7 by greenthing518

Once upon a time,§0 §0a cat once laid eyes on a quarry mine. He said "What a nice hole. I think Imma go double click to pick!" The cat went home to get his pickaxe and realized, "Wow! my house is an ugly ass white box." His new realization urged him to

make an attempt at architecture. His trial ended in complete error. For he is an error.§0 §0 After the cat failed to build something other than a pale cube, he went to go mine in that hole he found. "Time to go double click to pick!" he joyfully spouted

as he strolled into the quarry. Though, his limited intellegence did not alarm him of the height of the hole before he decided to jump to the bottom to get there quicker. Or because he hates himself. Either way he died because he's an animal fucking peice

gay trash. XOXO - G§0 §0(To J)

§0 §0 §0 §4§l §5§l§nMalen Fight Song§0 §0 §7 by FabledMrFox

Like an ulcer;§0 §0Inside my colon;§0 §0Sending big pain;§0 §0Into my colon;§0 §0Like how a single word;§0 §0Can be followed by a colon;§0 §0I might have only one ass;§0 §0But it will make an explosion.

And all those pills I didn't take;§0 §0Ritalin inside by brain;§0 §0I will PvP tonight;§0 §0Can you hear my voice this time?§0

This is my fight song;§0 §0Smoke with my dad song;§0 §0Prove I don't have Crohn's;§0 §0My addy's turned on;§0 §0Starting right now, I'll be stong;§0 §0I'll smoke my dad's bong;§0 §0And I don't care if nobody else believes;§0

Cause I've still got 30 guys from HCTeams.§0 §0 §0 §0- AdminCrohns§0 §0 §0A poem by AdminCrohns regarding the Veritas-Uguu War.

§0 §0 §0 §5§l §5§l§nOde To The Sea§0 §5§l §5§l§nGod§0 §0 §7 by MilesDust

There sea goes§0 §0There sea goes again§0 §0Racing through my brain§0 §0And I just can't contain§0 §0This feeling that remains

There sea goes§0 §0There sea goes again§0 §0Pulsing through my veins§0 §0And I just can't contain§0 §0This feeling that remains

There sea goes§0 §0There sea goes again§0 §0Racing through my brain§0 §0And I just can't contain§0 §0This feeling that remains

There sea goes§0 §0There sea goes again§0 §0Sea calls my name,§0 §0Pulls my train§0 §0No one else could heal my pain§0 §0And I just can't contain§0 §0This feeling that remains

There sea goes§0 §0There sea goes again§0 §0Chasing down my lane§0 §0And I just can't contain§0 §0This feeling that remains

§0 §0 §0 §5§l §9§l§nRegrets§0 §0 §7 by Saren_Solaris

My soul, burnt black§0 §0 §0Old memories come back§0 §0 §0My past, Wont leave me§0 §0 §0Only the end will free me§0 §0

Deep hurt, My pain§0 §0 §0All the regret makes me insane§0 §0 §0My eyes, wet§0 §0The reasons why, Ill never forget§0 §0 §0My arms, bloody§0 §0My words, cunning§0 §0My heart, broken§0 §0On each breath, Im choking

§0 §0 §0 §5§l §3§l§nStuffed Crust§0 §0 §7 by greenthing518

Roses are red§0 §0Violets are blue§0 §0I went to the pizzaria§0 §0Came back with gonorrhea

§0 §0 §0 §5§l §a§l§nDear Souvenir§0 §0 §7 by Greenkitten

§0Dear dear souvenier§0 §0 §0Take me far away from here§0 §0 §0On the rails, far away§0 §0 §0And maybe back again one day!

§0 §0 §0 §0 §0THE§0 §0 §0 END

A collection of small books from Devoted 3.0 collected by lodish into one volume. §0 §0 §0Find more classic books at the Commonwealth and all good libraries§0 §0 §0 §0 §01st Edition 31/1/18